Trump Greenland in 2050
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What will the travel ads proclaim in, say, 30 years from now?
"Thanks to climate change, our Trump-property/Greenland beaches are beacheving YOU.
And due to US government magic and the advances of modern science, our dear President-for-life is still in office, healthy & free (for a small fee, payable in gold, in a Putin-controlled Russian bank), and plays golf regularly, including on Greenland glaciers.
Prez-for-lie [pardon the typo], The Twitterer in chief will personally welcome you to one of the multitude of Trump Towers in Trumpgreenland.
Some of these Impressive, Gold-Decorated Towers [FYI: Used/Misused Capital Letters In Honor Of The Commander In Chief's Tweets], had to be "moved" to safer non-melting grounds.
But we assure you that our sunny, migrant-free beaches will provide you with the best, disease-free experience available in our ever-expanding Trump Fantasy/is Real World!!!
P.S. Ivanka, loyal daughter to America's very own Benito (invaded Ethiopia); Donald (successfully grabbed Greenland, without a drop of 'Merikan blood), will handle day-to-day American "foreign policy" in 2050.
Ivanka's husband, as hesafella [pardon the spelling, due to Microsoft whatever] of the Federal Reserve, will handle the yield curve (whatever that is) ..."
Their children can be assured of Cabinet-level appointments, in order to assure social justice/family continuity in the "Land of the proud once-Free"( LOTPOF).
[OK, the Trump icon is photoshopped. His chin ain't that upward.]
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